The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later,…
Share a really fun and humorous radio commercial: Husband: How did we get into this anyway? Wife: Who knows, we tried to make it work. Husband: Well, I guess it’s over. Wife: …
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door. “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” “Yeah, sure, what is it?” replied the man. “Daddy, how much do you make an…
Today is Memorial Day, a time to honor our heroes. Attached a poem from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow to remember the dead and motivate the living… A Psalm of Life Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the…
I suddently realized that the most precious things on this planet are FREE. Sunshine, is free. Nobody can live without sunshine; however, does anyone pay a penny for enjoying the sunshine? Generous is the sunshine that is reflected from the windows of the…
Petty issues in life are like speed breakers – too many of them, and something is bound to break! Life is really quite short, and if you keep spending your precious time on things that do not matter, you are bound to lose…
Aladdin Equipment, a Sarasota, Florida, maker of pool and spa replacement parts, achieved a 50 percent reduction in absenteeism and a 10 percent increase in productivity after it launched a 4 1/2-day-a-week production schedule. Today, fewer people say that expensive cars, designer clothes,…
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery?” Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call…
Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view. We have bigger houses, but smaller families; We have more compromises, but less time; We have more knowledge, but less judgment; We have more medicines, but less…
If you’re looking for a funny motivational speaker for business with a powerful message, who is absolutely hilarious and inspirational, then book Doug Dvorak as your Motivational Humorous Speaker. Doug Dvorak’s humorous approach will empower and motivate any company or organization to excel.…