Share a really fun and humorous radio commercial: Husband: How did we get into this anyway? Wife: Who knows, we tried to make it work. Husband: Well, I guess it's over. Wife: We better get on with it. Husband: Okay, you get the car. Wife: Right. Husband: I get the sofa bed. You get the fridge. Wife: Right. Husband: I get the Bell System Yellow Pages Directory. You get the... Wife: Hold on -- that doesn't mean the Gold Pages Coupon Section, does it? Husband: Why, sure it does. Wife: I get the Gold Pages Coupons. Husband: Well come on -- you're getting the bedroom set too. Wife: You can have the bedroom set. I want the Gold Pages Coupons good for discounts at local merchants. Husband: I'll tell you what. Wife: What? Husband: I'll throw in the oil painting and the end tables. Wife: I want the Gold Pages. Husband: Look, you can have everything else. Just let me keep the Gold Pages Coupons. Wife: Get off your knees. You really want them that bad? Husband: I do absolutely. Wife: We could split them. Husband: You mean...tear them apart? Wife: You're right...it won't work. Husband: No. Neither will this. Wife: It won't work. Husband: You mean... Wife: We'll just have to stay together. Husband: Dolores -- what a mistake we almost made. Wife: Lorraine. Husband: Lorraine -- what a mistake we almost made. Wife: Who's Dolores?